God made some people to be miserable, so that others might have someone to look at when they get down, and think to themselves, "Things could be worse."
I'm Chris Wood. My favorite drink is a Manhattan, my favorite actor is Matt Dillon, and my favorite food is hand-tossed pizza with crushed tomatoes, ricotta, and sweet Italian sausage. I really like Sam Elliot (especially as Gar in "Mask") but when it comes down to it, Matt Dillon just outpaces him in depth of catalogue. I work at SoulPancake. I don't follow directions very well, I'm not a very good photographer and I don't believe in God.
