I am a white dude. I am not quite a hipster. I am in a rap group called "Less Bread! More Taxes!". I enjoy the surreal. I ate an eel. I have tyrannosaurus teeth lodged in my heels. I kicked steampunk to stardom like a child from Harlem suffering from a cinderella story, glory to all them harlequins.
Also, you probably owe me money.




