Late-to-mid 40's misfit independent web developer and humorist, amateur forensic philosopher who grapple with the big questions because it is more glamorous and productive than whining about my life. I have so far solved:
- The mystery of missing socks (stuck out of sight in the hidden area around the dryer door in public laundromats)
- The root of genocide (excellent lifestyle for you and your friends while every survivor is your slave)
- The grandest purpose (to counteract entropy)
