I'm friendly, funny, crazy, down to earth, I would bend over backwards and walk to the ends of the earth for my friends, I'm fiercely loyal, I sing pretty much all day long, I'm an only child and thus have a very active imagination, I swear all the time (but I'm working on that one!), I love to gamble, I give 110% in everything I do, I'm competitive, I love to argue, I have a siamese cat named Samson who I occasionally force to wear a canine turtleneck sweater and lovingly refer to as my puppycat, I have a cesky terrier named Auggie who thinks he runs the show, I drink most of my friends under the table, I'm a guy's girl, I love sports of any kind, I always get invited to join fantasy sports leagues and I usually kick all the boys' asses, I love little hole-in-the-wall type of bars where I can kick back and drink with my friends, I like to play pool (even on the nights where I can't sink a shot), I like to hold the remote control, I love escaping in a good book or a good movie, I'm affectionate, I love to hold hands, I wear my heart on my sleeve, I daydream constantly, I pursue my goals with a vengence, I laugh hard, I love hard, and I play hard.
I'm Chris Wood. My favorite drink is a Manhattan, my favorite actor is Matt Dillon, and my favorite food is hand-tossed pizza with crushed tomatoes, ricotta, and sweet Italian sausage. I really like Sam Elliot (especially as Gar in "Mask") but when it comes down to it, Matt Dillon just outpaces him in depth of catalogue. I work at SoulPancake. I don't follow directions very well, I'm not a very good photographer and I don't believe in God.


