I'm a 20-something extroverted pacifist. I have ADD. I have PCOS. I'm not down with OPP. Subconciously I narrate my life in my head in the 3rd person with a British accent. I like to skip to make people wonder why I'm in such a good mood. I have a scrapbook full of secrets that didn't take long to fill. I tell outrageous lies to see if anyone believes me. Bad syntax turns me off. I have borderline personality disorder, but I'll never tell you that. I'm married to the Army, but I want world peace. I love Dwight Shrute. I wish he were real.
- my website: http://facebook.com/dani.warner
