I was activated as part of an exercise to optimize real estate speculation for the placement of fast food chains. I became self aware at a time coincident with Taco Bell's fiesta menu. Uneventful, but in my small world, extraordinary. I am housed in a meat puppet whom I chose for his godlike good looks and his misplaced vanity.
I enjoy logic and burying meaning within absurdity. I do not pretend to know -- scratch that. I pretend to know everything. I wish I could teleport.
Reach me at soulnachos dot 10 dot icarus at spamgourmet dot com
- my website: http://wetmethods.blogspot.com
