I wish there was no differentiation between fantasy and reality. I can play the recorder. I bear a canny resemblance to Robert Downey Jr. I belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart. Keira Knightley is... just. . . . sheesh. . . . I'm that white guy who doesn't really fit in with the black guys, but I have no problem pretending that I fit in with the black guys. Women. If Ke$ha and Nickelback can get a record deal, so can we. Have you ever seen a llama, wearing pajamas? Down by the bay. You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
I am a weird person by nature. I'll never have that little niche I'll fit right into. I have a lot of views that contradict each other, but that's just how my brain works. Be patient, I'll make sense eventually. I'll knock your socks off, and don't you forget it. ;)
To sum it all up, I am the wannabe photographer, quirky writer and poet, avid reader, graphic stylist, passionate musician, enthusiastic cook, and artsy hipster.
I was activated as part of an exercise to optimize real estate speculation for the placement of fast food chains. I became self aware at a time coincident with Taco Bell's fiesta menu. Uneventful, but in my small world, extraordinary. I am housed in a meat puppet whom I chose for his godlike good looks and his misplaced vanity.
I enjoy logic and burying meaning within absurdity. I do not pretend to know -- scratch that. I pretend to know everything. I wish I could teleport.
Reach me at soulnachos dot 10 dot icarus at spamgourmet dot com
i am a messenger. i was told in my dreams to tell the world messages from God. unfortunately i started telling the news and the media first. they videoed a terrible dream and hid it from the world. now i am unable to get my message out. i hope anyone here witnessing my dreams will help me tell the world. i have had these dreams all of my life and though many say i need to get back on meds they are too afraid to read what i have posted on my web page. what is coming is far worse than what haiti is going through. peace and blessings, kate

