I'm just like everybody else, doing my best to navigate an often confusing and sometimes terrifying world. Despite doing my best, I often fail in ways so spectacular that I expect them to be immortalized in novels, with Hollywood clamoring for the movie rights and all I can do is hope they'll pick an attractive actor to play me.
But other times I really get it right, and find myself embodying all the love, beauty, and kindness that we all know we can achieve if we only turned left instead of right or the other way around a few more times.
