I wish there was no differentiation between fantasy and reality. I can play the recorder. I bear a canny resemblance to Robert Downey Jr. I belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart. Keira Knightley is... just. . . . sheesh. . . . I'm that white guy who doesn't really fit in with the black guys, but I have no problem pretending that I fit in with the black guys. Women. If Ke$ha and Nickelback can get a record deal, so can we. Have you ever seen a llama, wearing pajamas? Down by the bay. You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
I am an actor and a writer and I co-created SoulPancake and my son, Walter.
