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oh man! this was last year....i go to a private school, so we where skirt....that day i had forgotten to where shorts underneath! i was in my speech/drama class and in one of my skits i had to do a curtsy...well, i accidentally pulled my skirt up too high, so the whole class saw my underwear!!! it was sooo embarrassing!!! everyone made fun of me for like 2 weeks! =( ugh! haaa!
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I teach middle school kids, and often the topic of bullying comes up in our reading. I was ferociously bullied by a girl I went to school with and to make the students feel more comfortable sharing their stories, I often share mine. I launch in to my tale, jazzing the story up a bit with a little hyperbole here and there (must teach them to use efficient language and literary style), illustrating this girl as being huge and ugly, beastly even, and I added that my nemesis, a girl named Angie, even once punched out a teacher (this was true). A student raised his hand and asked if I would tell her the girl's last name. I said no, but I think at that moment I knew. After class, he told me that he had recognized from my description, particulary the story of punching the teacher, that Angie was his mom.
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This happened to a friend of mine when she was 18 - but I still think it is an all time winner. She was at a garden party. The bathroom had a window to the garden full of guests and she was so worried that someone could see her that she spent the whole time looking out the window while peeing to make sure nobody did. When she returned to the crowd, somebody said to her "What`s that hanging out of your skirt?" Turns out she had a piece of toilette paper somehow stuck between her buttocks, and pulled the whole roll of toilette paper like a long tail behind her. I had to blush FOR her when she told us.
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a few months ago when i was in my sophomore year of high school, my friend and i planned a mix-it-up day by ourselves. i was the only sophomore in my geography class, and i was really quiet and shy. it was pretty embarassing when the other quietest girl in my class came up to me and goes: "is it mix-it-up day or something?"
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when i was in the fourth grade at recess... we were playing tag. a boy pushed me down and i farted. i was so mortified. he kept saying it was like an earthquake. like a 9.5. ugh, it was horrible.
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When I was in the 5th grade... our PE class got to go outside and play baseball.. I was one of the first ones out there, suddenly I had to go pee... I was so excited to play ball, I just went around the home plate fence and pissed in the corner of the outside fence.... someone told on me, and the teacher asked me if it was true... as honest as I am, I agreed.... from then on I was known as the "wiz kid" at that school, luckily 6th grade was in the Jr. high... hahah.. lol... lifes tramatic events...
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Well, I was stuck in a park bathroom for 40 minutes until the grounds crew came and rammed the door open (after my mom heard me screaming--which I had been doing for 30 minutes). The two years ago, somebody had done a snow man, but the bottom third was the only part that was left, so I decided I wanted to squash it. I got a running start and jumped, only I realized I had over jumped and landed on my rump right in front of it. <--not really embarrassing, but rather hilarious none the less
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One very good thing about debating/public speaking is that you have to learn to deal with embarrassment, unless you are one of the chosen ones. First tournament as HS frosh against other schools, I was the opening speaker. A couple minutes in, I dropped my cards all over the floor. When the opps spoke, I realized we were better and we won. In class, speaking for the right to go before the Optimist Club, in the fervor of the moment, I adlibbed something about ' getting all the girls' and melted to the roars of my classmates(it was 65). But for that mistake, I was a lock to go. 4 years later, in college, we were invited to give an exhibition debate at another college in front of 600. The damn opponents bushwacked us with a trick case on an obscure section of the topic. Scrambling for anything to say,I resorted to a source that was unbeknownst to me, thoroughly discredited. You know you did something wrong when even your own coach is covering his eyes.
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Walking to my car, inebriated and my shoe slipped underneath me and I fell to the ground. A similar embarrassing event for me was one night in New Orleans, also inebriated, I took a running start and tried to jump on the back of one of my friends, landed and popped back like a bird flying into a window and landed on the yuck sidewalk in NOLA.
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