I lost my virginity awhile ago and I'm starting to miss it. I tried buying it back from the catholic priest that stole it (I left it in church pews as a boy, I suspect he picked it up and thought it was a snail or something) but he was raped and killed in prison and I don't know where it woulda went after that. I also tried buying some more virginities from craigslist but all I got responses from are perverts. I put pictures up all over the internet of sketches (I never took photos of it, that'd be weird) but I never found it. I'm at the end of my rope. How do I get my virginity back?