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My daughter is a nanny for a couple of kids. the youngest is about 6 months old. my grandaughter and I were visiting and as we were leaving, my daughter said to the baby "do you want to say goodbye?" and kinda dipped the baby toward my granddaughter. the baby went into these gales of laughter..which made us laugh as well.
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My daughter is a nanny for a couple of kids. the youngest is about 6 months old. my grandaughter and I were visiting and as we were leaving, my daughter said to the baby "do you want to say goodbye?" and kinda dipped the baby toward my granddaughter. the baby went into these gales of laughter..which made us laugh as well.
This past weekend, my 30+ son was saying that he planned to have his first child sometime in the next 15 years or so. His plan, he says, is to have this kid, so it can "take care of him" when he is 70 or so. I did point out to him that I am 67...and still waiting..we all rolled in the floor! hope it works out for him, though. ;-)
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My youngest "god-daughter" gave us no end of hilarity.
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My youngest "god-daughter" gave us no end of hilarity.
Her dad is a doctor one day the 2 girls were playing doctor. The youngest took the scope & looked into her older sister's ear & said, "M___, you have f*ck in your ear." Her parents nearly had heart attacks until the older sister said, "No, Mommy! No, Daddy! You know - Mell's word....FUNK?"
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My second grade daughter was at the supper table one night , she made a big sigh and said
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My second grade daughter was at the supper table one night , she made a big sigh and said
Daddy , I'm tired of my teacher calling me retarded !
I just about hit the ceiling then I stopped and said ,
What did she mean honey ?
and she said
I was late for class again so I was retarded !
I said
That's tardy honey .
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How depressing. I genuinely can't remember the last laugh-out-loud funny thing that's happened to me. I think I'm going to take a page from your book and write them all down from now on!
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The most recent for me was seeing a neighbor's son on top of their shed roof, these people personify gardening for the anal retentive, they make him get on top of the shed weekly and brush it clean (even a single leaf or pine needle and the kid's on that roof sweeping). The other day he posed and started playing air guitar, and I could see him from my rear window, so I cranked up the stereo so he'd have some music and he went to town for about 4 minutes. He didn't realize the music was just for him until he was done, about to climb down, and saw me in the window - I gave him a standing ovation - and he's so shy he turned bright red, burst into laughter, and struck another pose.
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My 8 year old grand daughter was doing her assigned chore for the day...sweeping the den and front room . She came across a piece of paper that was too big for the vacuum cleaner , so she turned off the vacuum, tore the paper up int tiny pieces put them back on the floor and swept them up !
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