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One time, I cleaned the house like an awesome child...except I forgot to do the dishes. And I was yelled at. No one asked me to clean the house. I now attend therapy.
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A friend and I got yelled at for drawing on each others hands in high school. Why our teacher cared if we chose to draw lines and squiggles on each other, I'll never know. Especially since it was our last class of the day.
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I always seem to get caught for the stupid stuff I do, and not the things that matter.
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I always seem to get caught for the stupid stuff I do, and not the things that matter.
'Some one please stop me from myself'
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I asked politely if I could sit down in the chair my old spanish teacher was leaning on and got screamed at and given detention for "being disrespectful".
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I got a police visit due to a troll post I made on facebook. Not technically trouble, but pretty ridiculous.
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In 2nd grade at a Catholic grade school, I got a "D" in Science, Health and Safety (yes, this was the name of the class on my report card) for not having a chapel veil to wear to morning mass. I probably should have gotten a "D" in being Catholic.
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I got in trouble for passing a note! A NOTE!
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I got in trouble for passing a note! A NOTE!
(I mean, the note contained really stupid immature things and not to mention inappropriate, but seriously a note is a note. I don't think I should have gotten in much trouble for it but I did)
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Twelve years old...hugging my teammate on 3rd base during a baseball game - I was so excited because she was soon to be the winning run. Two outs. Sorry "super umpire", I hadn't gotten to page 58 in the little kids softball rule book where you're not to touch the players on base. He called her out and we lost the game because I hugged her. I was devastated.
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I made a joke that Abraham Lincon had an evil twin brother, in the second grade. I got a lecture from the librarian. The worst part, was that I pissed off the librarian and nobody laughed. I guess that was my first "f*ck my life" moment, too.
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They both happened this week actually.
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They both happened this week actually.
Eating in my English class, which I suppose is understandable, but still pretty bitchy on her part. I tell her now I have low blood sugar and need snacks or I'll faint. I keep munching away now, and I have never had low blood sugar. Teehee.
And today, somebody flicked the lights off in our 5th period. Teacher tried to tell me I was so quick I ran across the room to the back, flicked the lights off, and flew back to my seat in a matter of milliseconds and flicked that f****n' light off.
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As a child, I once took an apple from a branch hanging over a fence. A man came over from a drive across the road and said he owned that house and that I was in trouble. He clearly did not! I ran away. Always though about who that man was and why he gained satisfaction by being mean to kids...
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dropping a green paint ballon from the hs roof onto the principals head. it was funny, though:-)
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I was standing in the lunch line and this guy tried to skip me, so I told him he needed to go to the back of the line...he got stupid...getting in my face and he pushed me. The AP brought both of us to his office...we didn't really get in trouble, but I was interrogated like I was a criminal...and I was the victim, a good student, never in any trouble while this guy was a known problem child. So, I just acted like I don't know what the AP was talking about...what the heck does he care who started what? Forget my good grades, my attendance, extracurricular activities or the fact that you know who the real culprit is...this idiot...I was like nah, nothing happened. The whole experience was dumb and proved to me that High School IS the Twilight Zone.
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The only thing I ever got in trouble for at boot camp. Part of the "uniform" was keeping a paper slip in your left breast pocket in case you had to go somewhere without the rest of the division. Well anyways, I had watch at 2 am and it was laundry day so when I was woken up for watch at 1:30 I had to put on a fresh uniform. There was no way in hell I was going anywhere, certainly not at 2 am while on watch, so I figured I'd grab a pass to put in my pocket in the morning after my shift. Anyways the RDC on duty just happened to go on patrol during my watch shift and just happened to want to know if I had a pass in my pocket. The stupid thing is my watch post was right next to where the damn passes were. But that was the only time I got in trouble at boot so at least there's that.
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The only thing I ever got in trouble for at boot camp. Part of the "uniform" was keeping a paper slip in your left breast pocket in case you had to go somewhere without the rest of the division. Well anyways, I had watch at 2 am and it was laundry day so when I was woken up for watch at 1:30 I had to put on a fresh uniform. There was no way in hell I was going anywhere, certainly not at 2 am while on watch, so I figured I'd grab a pass to put in my pocket in the morning after my shift. Anyways the RDC on duty just happened to go on patrol during my watch shift and just happened to want to know if I had a pass in my pocket. The stupid thing is my watch post was right next to where the damn passes were. But that was the only time I got in trouble at boot so at least there's that.
I never got caught doing the one thing that could have gotten me in serious trouble and instantly kicked out. At boot camp you're not allowed to touch anyone, ever, for any reason without permission from an RDC. An unauthorized hand shake could get you kicked out. But about half way through boot I went a little stir crazy from the lack of physical human contact and finally said f*ck it. At lights out after the RDCs left the compartment I'd announce "who wants a hug?!" Then I would quickly run from bunk to bunk hugging whoever wanted a hug while the person on watch screamed at me to get back in bed. I did that every night for the last 4 weeks of boot camp and never once got caught.
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I got tazed for America the night Osama Bin Laden bit the bullet.
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I got tazed for America the night Osama Bin Laden bit the bullet.
The RAs on duty didn't share my patriotism.
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I was sitting in a hallway studying for a test and trying my best to tune all noise out. Apparently a kid swore (when are they not). Well a teacher heard and decided to randomly drag me and several others into his class for questioning on who uttered the said profanity. Apparently I was the most suspicious because I had no idea what was going on. When he asked me what I had to say I replied with “to tell you the truth I have no idea what’s going on" which only angered him more. Long story short, I left his room pretty puzzled as to one, what was going on and two, why does it matter if a kid were to swear after all the majority of kids half our age could probably think up worse. I and the other kids went to our classes and were again scalded for being late on a test day, when we explained why our teacher did not believe us. All and all it was a pretty pathetic way to waste my time.
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I wish I couldn't remember all the stupid things I got into trouble for.
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I wish I couldn't remember all the stupid things I got into trouble for.
I was in a classroom in about grade two where the teacher put the desks in pairs. I was sitting next to this girl and I accidentally made my rule make this really funny sound. We both looked at it and I made it do it again. We're both laughing at this funny sound and the teacher comes over, grabs the ruler and starts screaming at me stop flirting with the girl. In grade two that was the stuff recess teasing was made out of.
I tried the technique later as a pick up routine in the bar scene. It never worked then either.
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I secretly ate a biscuit during class (this was already in highschool) and the teacher saw me. She went to my seat and asked if there was something in my mouth. I just shooked my head. Then she asked me to open my mouth. I haven't swallowed the f*****g biscuit yet and its still hidden at the side of my cheeks. I had no choice but to open my mouth. She reprimanded me in front of the whole class and said that such behavior is not allowed. Well sorry teacher, I'm just so hungry.
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I secretly ate a biscuit during class (this was already in highschool) and the teacher saw me. She went to my seat and asked if there was something in my mouth. I just shooked my head. Then she asked me to open my mouth. I haven't swallowed the f*****g biscuit yet and its still hidden at the side of my cheeks. I had no choice but to open my mouth. She reprimanded me in front of the whole class and said that such behavior is not allowed. Well sorry teacher, I'm just so hungry.
Back in grade school, we accompanied a friend during recess to the restroom because he's constantly crying (this person has some separation anxiety whatsoever). And because were so busy comforting him, we didn't notice that the bell already rang. When we went up to the classroom, the teacher already locked the door and advised us to bring our parents to school the next day or else she won't let us in. That b*tch didn't even let us explain and because we made a promise to our friend not to tell anyone that he has issues, we weren't able to tell the real reason why we were late.
Actually I had a lot of dumb things that I got in trouble for. But these are the only 2 that for me are quite funny and stupid to be reprimanded.
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A "family heirloom" plate that fell out of a cupboard when I opened the door. I was just tall enough to reach the bottom of the cupboard door and it fell of the top shelf and would have done so no matter who had opened it; so it was whomever had stacked it there that should have got the licking and not me.
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A "family heirloom" plate that fell out of a cupboard when I opened the door. I was just tall enough to reach the bottom of the cupboard door and it fell of the top shelf and would have done so no matter who had opened it; so it was whomever had stacked it there that should have got the licking and not me.
It's interesting how that sticks to me even today. It's like a plate was worth more than me. I even got a goose-egg on my head trying to save it.
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I exclaimed " oh! " when I finally got a math question in study hall...I got three whacks for it...this was in the day when it was ok to hit students ...man , I'm getting old !
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My mother threw a fit when I put the tooth paste on the right side of the sink instead of the left. The fury in that woman's eyes.
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Looking at my report card. It was first grade. I'll admit my teacher said not to look at our grades until we left the class, but the suspense was killing me or something, cause once I tried to peak she was furious and made me stay after school as an example.
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I was literally sent to in-school suspension for smiling. We had a substitute teacher during my second grade year who was easily ticked off.
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I was literally sent to in-school suspension for smiling. We had a substitute teacher during my second grade year who was easily ticked off.
I was smiling to try and be the "good student" since everyone else was giving her such a hard time. Ironically, I was the one she decided to "make an example of."
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A friend and I got in trouble for talking during a fire drill once. Then the teacher proceeded to have a discussion with another group of students in the class during the same fire drill.
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Your hugging is outrageous ! Everybody knows that school is a serous thing and such display of emotions are not allowed .
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Your hugging is outrageous ! Everybody knows that school is a serous thing and such display of emotions are not allowed .
Reason must prevail and there is no scientific reason for hugging !
In fact ANY display of emotion is destabilizing to those who example work on Wall Street or hold important CEO or CFO positions in the oil industry .
( try high fives or something but then you may get expelled for violence :((
( Actually , great job...we live in self-isolating bubbles where one can go for months or more without any human contact .)
When I lived in Europe , everybody kissed everybody on each cheek when greeting..including men on men and visa versa .Also , I've had many Middle Eastern friends and they do the same .
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I would get in trouble at school for wearing my clothes too big or there was too much blue. In my school you couldn't dress in 1 color. And you couldn't wear chucks, nike cortez, house shoes & sandals. But I did anyway.
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