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ALL gifts are good. If not I simply yell "that's not what I asked for" and throw it in the neighbor's yard
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My 27th birthday party.
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My 27th birthday party.
I was caretaker of a 1500 acre mountain summer camp. On March 18th it was empty except for me and thirteen of my family and friends.
Everybody partied, we set fire to a television set and roasted marshmallows. Then everyone took mushrooms, drank and had sex. (Separately)
I met my new girlfriend that night, so I guess she was my present.
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A few years ago my wife gave me a flying lesson. We took off from a municipal airport right in the heart of downtown Toronto and the instructor let me fly the thing for most of the flight between takeoff and landing. The coolest part of it was being given clearance to fly right over downtown Toronto and sweep around the CN tower which is our tallest structure.
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A few years ago my wife gave me a flying lesson. We took off from a municipal airport right in the heart of downtown Toronto and the instructor let me fly the thing for most of the flight between takeoff and landing. The coolest part of it was being given clearance to fly right over downtown Toronto and sweep around the CN tower which is our tallest structure.
It was a lotta fun. Way more fun than the slave I got. No nano in the back pack.
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Two beautiful and healthy slaves. Their parents were sliced from neck to sternum, and the youths were destined for the pit fights. But my father took pity on them and delivered them to the thermae to be washed and dressed. I was only allowed to choose the one, and by my father's wishes, I had to drown the other.
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