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Side effects may include extreme randomness and weirdness, uncontrollable urge to crack lame jokes, giddiness, mood swings, confusion, insomnia, singing along (really bad) pop songs, long daydreams and laziness.
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Side effects may include extreme randomness and weirdness, uncontrollable urge to crack lame jokes, giddiness, mood swings, confusion, insomnia, singing along (really bad) pop songs, long daydreams and laziness.
Drink twice a day at your own risk.
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Side effects include:
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Side effects include:
-Short temper
-Louder-than-usual laughter
-The want to quote TV shows and movies in the respective dialects
-The want to sing at the top of your lungs
-The want to curl up in a sunny spot and sleep
Call your physician if you experience:
-The uncontrollable need to eat cinnamon rolls all day
-The uncontrollable need to drink a Diet Coke everyday
-The need to watch movies you have already seen more than five (5) times
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Vitality, uncontrollable laughter, bouts of dance, expression in the form of writing, and recently the desire to hug strangers has been reported
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Side effects may include: uncontrollable humming, sudden urges to watch the food network, an increase in cheesy puns & jokes, conversing in a British accent, and the inability to dance without being awkward.
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Hailboogie should be taken orally.
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Hailboogie should be taken orally.
Some side effects of Hailboogie are:
- movin'
- groovin'
- being hooked on a feeling
- splendifirousness
- not gettin' no satisfaction
- eek ock ort ah ah
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-Sleeplessness at all of the wrong times
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-Sleeplessness at all of the wrong times
-Sleepyness at all of the wrong times
-Excessive energy
-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Death
-Sudden urge to do the macarena
-Inability to control blurting out horrible puns and really mean-yet-funny jokes
-Kittens everywhere.
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-Do not operate heavy machinery
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-Do not operate heavy machinery
-May cause social awkwardness
-Giddyness over trivial pop culture references may occur
-If nerdyness persists, please consult a physician
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do not mix with other medications, may cause spontaneous combustion,
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do not mix with other medications, may cause spontaneous combustion,
if you find me causing any of the following symptoms :
sleeplessness,
drowsiness
red blotches on skin
legs falling off
nausea
please contact your doctor
if you find any of these symptoms:
excessive auto-eroticism
elation
mystical utterances
rejection of all scriptures
then please eradicate your local priest.
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May cause confusion.
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May cause confusion.
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If you have an erection for more than 4 hours please consult your doctor.
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As a massage therapist, I may cause drowsiness. And you should take it with plenty of water.
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That is why I will never go to a doctor.
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That is why I will never go to a doctor.
Me as a drug. I have been called that before.
Side effects
The girls seem to have less stress, sleep better, shortness of breath and twitching leg syndrome. And their w***e moans are loud and out of control.
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Side effects may include:
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Side effects may include:
-terrible puns
-hilarious puns
-unplanned obsession with the show "Sliders"
-laughter
-random deep introspection
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Dizzyness upon standing,
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Dizzyness upon standing,
Nausea upon sitting still.
Vertigo when moving,
Fear of heights when falling,
Fear of ground when jumping.
The uncontrollable urge to vomit at the sight of fast food.
Please consult a doctor or your physician for any turned on state not lasting more than 3 hours.
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Warning: Possible side-effects include groaning from bad puns, spontaneous chocolate consumption, unorthodox thinking, and seeing arguments from all perspectives. Excessive use could result in increased body temperature, lustful behaviour and inappropriate daydreams. If exhaustion sets in, take more.
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insomnia, anxiety, night sweats, rapid heart rate, increased libido, irritability, euphoria
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May cause trans-location of hair from the head to the ears, nose and all points south!
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Lots of day dreaming,
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Lots of day dreaming,
Incredible urge to talk to plants and animals
Talking to one's self
Severe need to eat chocolate
and lots and lots of Love :)
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Ingredients: Sugar and Spice
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Ingredients: Sugar and Spice
Take as prescribed
several times a day with gourmet meal
shake well, then dance
may cause temporary heart flutters due to happiness
extreme heat due to passion may cause comfortable bliss
exceeding recommended dose may cause exhaustion due to playful foreplay
continue taking as needed
# of Refils...........unlimited
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I'm more interested in why people are taking me as a medication in the first place lol
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May Cause:
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May Cause:
Vivid dreams
Extreme Calm
Manic urge to smile
Compulsion to gangsta rap
Coma like naps
And. Warning: Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Taking This Medication
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What would mine be?
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