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Naked under harsh lights on national television and streaming live on the internet with my credit report for all to see in one hand, wipe pick and blow a succession of noses with the other, pot pipe in my mouth (empty, but nobody will know that) sitting on the toilet for a couple reasons, a girly magazine splayed across my lap and two incredibly hairy men lick my feet and suck my toes. I would do that for money.
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I would sell any material item I had if I needed something badly enough. I wouldn't do anything to hurt my family. I would probably rat out some in-laws if they were in the mob or something though. I couldn't kill humans, I could probably kill chickens or cows though if I had to...I wouldn't want to do it though. I couldn't steal ( I have before though).
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i wouldnt go very far. but i can leech off my parents my whole life.
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i wouldnt go very far. but i can leech off my parents my whole life.
they say once i turn 18 they'll stop paying for me, but they love me too much.
not to mention my grandparents.
so i'll probably go as far as trying to make a career. seems logical.
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Not far at all. Having money is not my goal, living freely is. Money would only get in the way.
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Currently, I drive 30 minutes one way to teach. Several times. That is as far as I go. :)
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My friend is a stripper and makes about $600 a night. She doesn't have to wear a uniform (uuuhh..), nor does she have a schedule. $600 to be topless for a few hours? I'm pretty sure I could do that if I was single.
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Not farther than Abraham Lincoln would. But the prospect of having enough money to fund the dreams I have for the betterment of mankind...makes it tempting to step outside that line. Never mind, my conscience just pinched me in the side for contemplating that. I'll have to rely on my sheer talent and wisdom to earn money ;)
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I wouldn't do anything for money that I wouldn't do in front of my kid.
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I wouldn't do anything for money that I wouldn't do in front of my kid.
It's really easy to say that now, though, because I'm not in any dire straights. It's hard to say what I'd do if I truly needed to. Grateful I'm not the type of person to sell out for money I don't need & only want.
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My wife and I sold our daughter to some Gypsies when she was a teen . .
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My wife and I sold our daughter to some Gypsies when she was a teen . .
The house settled down immediately .
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When I finished searching all my pants pockets, and looked for stuff that drops out of your pockets when you hang stuff in the closet, I found thirty cents and my pay check from the oil company helping me to finish college wasn't due for another week , so I had to take a job handing out political cards at the polls so the idiots, (cross that out) informed voters could see how the name was spelled. I had to persuade the guy who hired me to fork over the twenty bucks he promised for a days work.So I guess I sold out for two bucks an hour.I had to prove I didn't say the cantidate was kicked out of the T.V. program "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader".
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