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Change the quarters into a bill so they don't rattle, give the vaseline and the air horn to some homeless person, and use the suit to blend into some natural area to watch the dance of Humanity going on before me.
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Change the quarters into a bill so they don't rattle, give the vaseline and the air horn to some homeless person, and use the suit to blend into some natural area to watch the dance of Humanity going on before me.
One cannot learn anything about the nature of anything or anyone . . . unless they are willing to silence their own self and become an invisible observer of the target in their native habitat.
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I don't know what a ghillie suit is, or an air horn.
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I don't know what a ghillie suit is, or an air horn.
Anyway, with 5 dollars and vaseline in my pocket, I'd walk around and look at things and people.
Then I'd look for a place with some live music which I can listen for free, sit at the back, and chill out.
I can get a beer with 5 dollars right? maybe two :) though if I had nothing to smoke, I'd rather buy that first.
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Go to the arcade wearing the ghillie suit and everytime I win a game, I will jump up and down yelling and dancing with the beat of the airhorn.
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Sneak around in the park with the Ghillie suit. Smear Vaseline on the underside of the bench. Put the quarter under the bench and hide in a nearby bush. If someone goes under the bench to pick the quarter up, blow the airhorn so they hit their head on the vaseline-covered underside of the bench.
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Sneak around in the park with the Ghillie suit. Smear Vaseline on the underside of the bench. Put the quarter under the bench and hide in a nearby bush. If someone goes under the bench to pick the quarter up, blow the airhorn so they hit their head on the vaseline-covered underside of the bench.
5 dollars would be used for 2 giant bags of popcorn and a 5 hour energy :D
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Wearing the Ghillie Suit, use the air horn from hidden locations to try to hail a cab. When you get a cab, smear the Vaseline all over your a*s, that way when you get in the cab it gets all over the seat and you slide around with every corner turn. Obviously your going to only tip him a quarter. Try not to go too far so you can use your last dollar to grab a bite to eat before you go to sleep.
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Wearing the Ghillie Suit, use the air horn from hidden locations to try to hail a cab. When you get a cab, smear the Vaseline all over your a*s, that way when you get in the cab it gets all over the seat and you slide around with every corner turn. Obviously your going to only tip him a quarter. Try not to go too far so you can use your last dollar to grab a bite to eat before you go to sleep.
LOL! :)
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Hm, Downtown Charlotte overnight? Okay, (I had to look up this ghillie suit! lol)
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