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Standup Comedy Ideas?

I am not asking for jokes or even concepts. just subjects you think could be mined for humor.

I'm feeling like I can write and deliver a joke, but I'm feeling a little dry on what subjects to cover.

Will you help me? I may or may not give you candy...

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Flying.
Aging.
Women's equality.
Widely accepted irrational processes.
If movement and/or making sounds comes easily to you, these can really engage people.

LOUIE!!!

*-h

well, i think you should watch Anthony Jeselnik, hes got some mad skills, and he pushes the boundaries of comedy, so just check him out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtBwyFq384

No topics but just a thought...whatever you ridicule- just never leave out the love for the human state. There are comedians who end up looking just plain angry, and thats not good.

Doctors, criminals. Criminal doctors.

Team SP

damn cannot believe i missed all this fun

This last week I took my 93 year old mother on a camping trip to Lake Isabella. Just us two fat old ladies together. After laying on the ground in sleeping bags, we would spend half the day trying to help each other get out of our bags and stand up. Roasted marshmallows stick to our dentures and we spend half the night licking marshmallow sticky and sand. But, it was on her "bucket list" and we did it. It's on my list of things a 63 year old woman never wants to do again.

So I felt too fem going out to buy drapes so I just hired a fat guy to stand in front of my bedroom window. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... "Well Tristan, if you hire a fat guy to stand in your window wouldn't that infringe on your privacy?" Yes, yes it would. I thought of this, too...so I hired a /blind/ fat guy. See, this works out beautifully because I can dress him up to match the decor of my room and he doesn't give a sh*t. Only downside is I have to keep feeding him or else he gets too thin...and I have to go find a new fat guy... =(

I always thought those crazy mountain dew commercials would be funnier it it were.......Budweiser.

I mean, waterskiing behind a running horse is cool and all advertising a soda, but ya know, change the soda out for a beer commercial and it takes on a whole nother meaning.

Where'd everybody go? Was it the gas gas gas????????

Farting at in appropriate moments, this always makes good comedy. I just thought of that cause I have so much pent up hot gas today.

candy? ok, I'll going off to bed hungry...... tummy grumbles

ya need jena here.

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!....................... panting I feel like scrat from ice age.

I'm in a mood folks. It's bad bad mood, I am not responsible for anything I say tonight. Let's go drape Christmas lights on some republicans and then bend them over so DP can have some payback.

Subjects to be mined for humor. Webcams. Being an artist. Waynesboro baptists of course. Anything involving the gooch.

Hey, is that image pic, you Mark? You look so different w/out the hat...

Okok... I know he said no jokes. I think we'll agree though that what I'm telling aren't jokes as much as they are evidence.

I'd do stand up, but I don't think people would enjoy watching me pee myself on stage from fear. And people don't like me.

I was in this one fast food restaraunt explaining to everyone that worked there that they needed to give me a little f*****g respect. After all, I make as much as all of them combined. And besides... the burgers they sell me always taste like spit and c*m.

@zamfir Kansas City, Missouri

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GOLDEE

Flying.
Aging.
Women's equality.
Widely accepted irrational processes.
If movement and/or making sounds comes easily to you, these can really engage people.

seedeypete

LOUIE!!!

zamfir

*-h

EllaBits

well, i think you should watch Anthony Jeselnik, hes got some mad skills, and he pushes the boundaries of comedy, so just check him out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtBwyFq384

chantarella

No topics but just a thought...whatever you ridicule- just never leave out the love for the human state. There are comedians who end up looking just plain angry, and thats not good.

watching

Doctors, criminals. Criminal doctors.

JenaNotJameson

damn cannot believe i missed all this fun

stinkyhenry

Auroleus_Bombastus

Guitardds

I always thought those crazy mountain dew commercials would be funnier it it were.......Budweiser.

I mean, waterskiing behind a running horse is cool and all advertising a soda, but ya know, change the soda out for a beer commercial and it takes on a whole nother meaning.

Imananimal

Where'd everybody go? Was it the gas gas gas????????

Imananimal

Farting at in appropriate moments, this always makes good comedy. I just thought of that cause I have so much pent up hot gas today.

loudinrich

candy? ok, I'll going off to bed hungry...... tummy grumbles

loudinrich

ya need jena here.

loudinrich

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!....................... panting I feel like scrat from ice age.

Imananimal

I'm in a mood folks. It's bad bad mood, I am not responsible for anything I say tonight. Let's go drape Christmas lights on some republicans and then bend them over so DP can have some payback.

dancingplatypus

Subjects to be mined for humor. Webcams. Being an artist. Waynesboro baptists of course. Anything involving the gooch.

Imananimal

Hey, is that image pic, you Mark? You look so different w/out the hat...

dancingplatypus

Okok... I know he said no jokes. I think we'll agree though that what I'm telling aren't jokes as much as they are evidence.

dancingplatypus

Standup Comedy Ideas?

Flying. Aging.Women's equality. Widely accepted irrational processes. If movement and/or making sounds comes easily to you, these can really engage people.

LOUIE!!!

*-h

well, i think you should watch Anthony Jeselnik, hes got some mad skills, and he pushes the boundaries of comedy, so just check him out.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtBwyFq384

No topics but just a thought...whatever you ridicule- just never leave out the love for the human state. There are comedians who end up looking just plain angry, and thats not good.

Doctors, criminals. Criminal doctors.

damn cannot believe i missed all this fun

I always thought those crazy mountain dew commercials would be funnier it it were.......Budweiser.I mean, waterskiing behind a running horse is cool and all advertising a soda, but ya know, change the soda out for a beer commercial and it takes on a whole nother meaning.

Where'd everybody go? Was it the gas gas gas????????

Farting at in appropriate moments, this always makes good comedy. I just thought of that cause I have so much pent up hot gas today.

candy? ok, I'll going off to bed hungry...... *tummy grumbles*

ya need jena here.

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!....................... *panting* I feel like scrat from ice age.

I'm in a mood folks. It's bad bad mood, I am not responsible for anything I say tonight. Let's go drape Christmas lights on some republicans and then bend them over so DP can have some payback.

Subjects to be mined for humor. Webcams. Being an artist. Waynesboro baptists of course. Anything involving the gooch.

Hey, is that image pic, you Mark? You look so different w/out the hat...

Okok... I know he said no jokes. I think we'll agree though that what I'm telling aren't jokes as much as they are evidence.

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Flying.
Aging.
Women's equality.
Widely accepted irrational processes.
If movement and/or making sounds comes easily to you, these can really engage people.

well, i think you should watch Anthony Jeselnik, hes got some mad skills, and he pushes the boundaries of comedy, so just check him out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKtBwyFq384

I always thought those crazy mountain dew commercials would be funnier it it were.......Budweiser.

I mean, waterskiing behind a running horse is cool and all advertising a soda, but ya know, change the soda out for a beer commercial and it takes on a whole nother meaning.

candy? ok, I'll going off to bed hungry...... tummy grumbles

CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!....................... panting I feel like scrat from ice age.