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Why is Chuck Norris so awesome?

Don't believe me?? Go to google and type in "Where is Chuck Norris" then click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Or just lets us know reasoning behind the greatness of Chuck, feel free to list some of your favorite facts as well :-)

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He's not.

and Chuck Norris is not that awesome

Highest belted white guy in Karate, or something like that. Also, he beat up Bruce Lee. BRUCE LEE!! That guy has a Pokemon named after him! Where's Chuck's Pokemon?

Also, Chuck Norris' favourite Chuck Norris joke:
They wanted to put Chuck Norris' face on Mt Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.

Why do we have to have a sink?

Good question.

I LOVE THAT. I didn't think google would do that.

Chuck Norris is so awesome because:
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
Chuck Norris can go to BurgerKing, order a BigMac, and get one.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his hair, he dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I think it's awesome that his real first hame is Chuckles and not Charles as most people believe.

Think of that next time he's kicking some bad-guy a*s! ("Oh no! It's . . . . Chuckles!)

@DanOh Portland, OR

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