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How Long Can One Live Solely From Tootsie Roll Pops?

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Three. Don't doubt the commercials.

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Just One.

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It depends on how cut up your tongue gets from licking and sucking on them. :)

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Three.

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FOREVER.

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Or the better question: How long can a tootsie roll pop live when you're around? Hmm?

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It all depends on just how long it takes you to get to the center of each.

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Well if you're not drinking water, I'd say about a week or so. But, you also have to account for the fact that you're not taking in any vitamins so you'd probably get rickets! You'd probably get real sick of tootsie pops real quick too..!

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